There sits Nancy drinking in the corner
Sitting this one out because the music bores her
She can hardly wait for the band to stop playin'
When the DJs on and her hips are swayin'
She's looking really cool, Nancy knows every step
It comes mentally, he's one of the jet set. <----------- Not completely sure about this line
She don't like Rock n Roll, cos Rock n Roll aint hip
She too much into that music trip
Nancy can't dance if the beat aint disco
Learned all the steps in San Francisco
Nancy can't dance if the music aint disco
Every record she owns has a discotheque beat
Always hanging round where the disco crowd meets
Boyfriend's rich and his name is Mike
He's a John Travolta look-alike (Spew)
Nancy can't dance if the beat aint disco
Learned all the steps in San Francisco
Nancy can't dance if the music aint disco
Aint disco. He's a discord (Aww sh**)
(Nancy, poor Nancy, Nancy, poor Nancy, Nancy, poor Nancy...)
Nancy can't dance, Nancy can't dance
Nancy can't dance, Nancy can't dance
Nancy can't dance, Nancy can't dance
Nancy can't dance, Nancy can't dance
Nancy can't dance if the beat aint disco
Learned all the steps in San Francisco
Nancy can't dance if the music aint disco
Aint disco. Poor Nancy