Dishpan hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of bu*ts
Pearldiving's the life for me, I'm such a little putz
The heat, the slime, I've never been on time
I'm soaking wet, I'll never save a dime
Born to do dishes, I was born to do dishes
I was born to do dishes and my mom's really bummed out
I was born to do dishes f** you, I'm just so proud
I was born to do dishes and my mom's really bummed out
The heat, the slime, I've never been on time
I'm soaking wet, I'll never save a dime