Acting like you care about
some stupid f**ing cow
You f**ing vegan
Your PC attitude
It doesn't matter anyhow
You f**ing vegan
You're a stupid f**ing, stupid f**ing
stupid f**ing, stupid f**ing vegan
You're a stupid f**ing, stupid f**ing
stupid f**ing, stupid f**ing vegan
Vegan, vegan stupid f**ing vegan
You always pray to Jah when you smoke
your f**ing pot - you f**ing vegan
You like the Grateful Dead
and think they're f**ing hot
You f**ing vegan
[Bridge]
[Chorus (sort of like bridge)]
[Guitar solo (sort of for Gino)]
Your girlfriend doesn't shave her legs or armpits anymore
You f**ing vegan
I really hate your guts
'cause you're just a f**ing bore
You f**ing vegan
[Bridge]
[Chorus]