I think it's so stupid
Girls won't say this word
Like asking everyone to not say sh**, say turd
Fall back 5 yards it's time to punt
I think "gash" is offensive
Not to mention rude
And I don't think about eating it
When I'm eating food
There once was some dude on T.V.
His name was Alan Funt
Just say c*nt
Just say c*nt
Just say c*nt
Just say c*nt
[Motherf**ing lead guitar]
I hope you're not offended
By this little tune of mine
So girls please don't start to flip out
To say c*nt is no crime
The littlest piglet in the litter
is called the runt
[Chorus]