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Put the keg on my coffin
And think of me every so often
Have a losers day parade for all my friends
Drink up life like a river
'Til the pizza man delivers
And smile and know I loved you 'til the end
Here's what you do when my time comes to pa**
Charlie told me through the reflection in his gla**
Don't waste time praying
'Cause I'm never coming back
Just throw a party in my name
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Here's what to write on the stone over my grave
His friends were earned and not a penny saved
Don't waste time crying
'Cause you too are on your way
To meet me at the pawn shop in the sky
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