Brand me a chauvinist
A rapist if you please
Brand me a god and a seven-headed tease
But if I were you
I'd stop right there !
Consider why you're drooling every time I'm in the
[near...
I'm in the neaar...
Brand me a racist
A nazi if you please
Brand me the son of every nasty sleaze
But if I were you
I'd give it a rest !
You're nothing but a sh**head who's failed the test...
Call me a geezer
Call me a f**
Tell me I'm crazy
Tell me I s**
But if I were you
I'd certainly know that most definitely
You are the lowest of low...
Aaaahhhhhh...aaaahhhh
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Careful with the names you call !
If I were you
I'd give it a rest !
Compared to me indeed you lack the zest...
Call me a geezer
Call me a f**...
Tell me I'm crazy
Tell me I s**
But if I were you
I'd certainly know that most definitely
You are the lowest of low...
You are the lowest of low...