[Intro: Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
I dedicate this to all the pretty girls
All the pretty girls in the world
And the ugly girls too
‘Cause to me you're pretty anyway, baby
[Verse 1: Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
You give me your number, I'll call you up
You act like your p**y on interrupt
I don't have no trouble with you f**ing me
But I have a little problem with you NOT f**ing me
Baby, you know I'ma take care of you
‘Cause you say you got my baby, and I know it ain't true
Is it a good thing? No it's bad, b**h
For good or worse, makes you switch
So I walk on over with my Cristal
b**h-a** n***as, put away your pist-als
Dirty won't be having it in this house
‘Cause, b**h, I'll cripple your style!
Now that you heard my charming voice
You couldn't get another n***a, coochie won't get moist
If you wanna look good and not be bummy
Girl, you better give me that money! Aow!
[Hook: Kelis]
Hey, Dirty!
Baby, I got your money
Don't you worry, I said hey!
Baby, I got your money
[Verse 2: Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
So I glanced at the girls, girls glanced at me
I whispered in their ear: "Wanna be with me?"
You wanna look pretty though, in my video
Ol' Dirty on the hat and I let you all know
Just dance if you caught up in the holy ghost trance
If you stop I'ma put the k**er ants in your pants
I'm the O-D-B as you can see
F.B.I., don't you be watching me
I don't want no problems, ‘cause I'll put you down
In the ground where you can not be found
I'm just Dirt Dog trying to make some money
So give me my streaks and give me my honey!
Radios play this all day, everyday
Recognize I'm a fool and you love me!
None of you, NUH, better look at me funny
NUH, you know my name, now give me my money!
[Hook: Kelis]
Hey, Dirty!
Baby, I got your money
Don't you worry, I said hey!
Baby, I got your money
[Over the hook]
Sing it! Sing it, girls!
Just shake it right now!
If Dirty want his money
I think y'all should give him his money
That's how I like you, girl!
[Verse 3: Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
n***a playing in the club like this all night
b**hes put your a** out, let me hold it tight
You looking at my wrist saying "It's so nice!"
The price b**h is diamonds, shining disco light
Well, you better help me solve my problem
Or I'ma get this money and rob them
Lucky Dog when I won the Lotto
Ran up on my car for carrying Rollo
But hold on, you can call me Dirty
And then lift up your skirt
And you want some of this Dirty
God made Dirt and Dirt bust your a**
Stop annoying me! Yeah, I play my music loud
It takes the ba*tard – Ol' Dirty – to move the crowd
They say, "He had his dick in his mouth."
Eddie Murphy taught me that back in the house
Now give me my money!
[Hook: Kelis]
Hey, Dirty!
Baby, I got your money
Don't you worry, I said hey!
Baby, I got your money