She's so hot and I love her a lot
She's got everything I haven't got
Like savoir faire, and joie de vivre
And je ne sais quoi like you wouldn't believe
She's got a monopoly on how to do it properly
So even though she's mad at me
She's who I want to see
Why is she how she is?
Her eyes are saying yes but her nos are saying no
Here she comes, here she comes, there she goes
I know I'm no alpha male--
She's out of my league and off my scale
She's twice as high as I can climb
That's why I only get to see her half the time
But my happiness is infinite
When my life has this nymph in it
So even though her hand is cold
That's what I want to hold
Why is she how she is?
Her eyes are saying yes
Nonetheless, it's just a guess
Here she comes, here she comes, there she goes
The odds are even that tonight everything might be all right
Why is she how she is?
Her ayes are saying no, but her nays are saying go
Here she comes, here she comes, there she goes