[Verse 1: John Darnielle]
When I see you in your new blue jeans
I know you're lying
And I know what it means
When I see you take your place among the poor
I know you're a fraud for sure
Bad priestess (x2)
[Verse 2]
So the sunlight plays its games along your eyes
And it has the same effect on a thousand other guys
And I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel the pull too
But the sunlight makes me strong and I know about you
Bad priestess
[Verse 3]
Bad priestess
On a Thursday as the sun goes does
Bad priestess
With a super-special eyelash trick
Bad priestess (x2)