Eat your greens Don't forget your beans and celery Don't forget to bring your fake I.D. Eat a bunch of these Magnificent With sauerkraut, mmm Sauerkraut Eat a grape, a fig, a crumpet too You'll pump 'em right through Doo-wee-ooo Eat your shoes
Don't forget the strings and socks Even eat the box you bought 'em in You can eat the truck that brought 'em in Garbage truck Mouldy garbage truck Eat the truck and driver and his gloves Nutritiousness Deliciousness Worthlessness