Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog) Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog) Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog) Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) Jim Pons (ba**, vocals, dialog) Bob Harris (keyboards, vocals) Don Preston (mini-moog) I've got the thing you need I am endowed beyound your wildest Clearasil-spattered fantasies, oh oh oh.. Girls from all over the world Love to write my name on the toilet walls
At the Whisky a Go Go For I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik Me Bwana Dik Me Bwana Dik My dick is a monster Give me your heart My dick is a Harley You kick it to start (Chorus line) When Bwana Dik speaks The heavens will part My dick is a dagger I'll force it to fit My dick is a reamer, Baby To scream up your slit Steam it! Ream it! Cream it!