Uncle Sam, man, are you joking? You're getting mad when you catch me smoking It's American as apple pie now To bring me down when I'm getting high, now [Chorus] Hey It'll be O.K In the U.S.A Come judgement day Lady Liberty was bona fide smokin' 'Till they found her s**ing dick in Hoboken For a gram of coke from an undercover Too ashamed to get the bail from her mother [Chorus] Hey It'll be O.K In the U.S.A Come judgement day And how could this parking get here
'Cause I don't know where I am Uncle Sam, man, are you joking? Everybody knows that your system is broken It's American as apple pie Nobody's getting out both happy and alive now [Chorus] Hey It'll be O.K In the U.S.A Come judgement day And can I get another? (Hey) Uncle Sam, man, are you joking? (It'll be OK) No it won't, no it won't (In the U.S.A) Uncle Sam, man, are you broken? (Come judgement day)