There's a really neat trick I learned when you're dead
You can walk through walls and not hurt your head
Bedrooms and bathrooms are all fair game
So I followed some Prefects and spied without shame
Bathrooms are great places for peep shows
Cedric Diggory's really hot without his clothes
A screeching egg's secret he was trying to find
He knew I was watching but he didn't seem to mind
d**h is way more fun with bubbles
That's what I say
d**h is way more fun with bubbles
Mostly every day
d**h is way more fun with bubbles
Myrtle likes to play
d**h is way more fun with bubbles
When they melt away
Prefects are freakin' hot in any season
You know they call me Moaning Myrtle for a reason
Went looking for some Prefects in the bathroom one day
But instead I found Harry and so I said "hey"
I helped him solve the mystery of the egg
But I'd like to solve the mystery between his legs
I hope that Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake
So that our honeymoon we can take
You know that ghosts have working 'natomies
What's better than that - we don't get STD's!
Prefects are hot