Taylor if you watching I could picture us cotchin’
Watching Netflix at home, you’ll love Game Of Thrones
If you pay for a subscription. I got credit restriction.
And a ton of red letters, saying that I’m up for eviction.
But I got food in my kitchen, if that’s not enough
My mum can do your dirty laundry… when touring gets tough
You like to date famous dudes, your track record’s great
But I’m the fastest hot dog eater at the Wimbledon fete (take it or leave it)
I got a 2-4-1 at Odeon
As long as it’s Orange Wednesday
Zelebrity boyfriend
So your heart don’t get broke again
Taylor famous guys are full of sh**
You need somebody not as fit a
Zelebrity boyfriend
So your heart don’t get broke again
Taylor famous guys are hard to please
You need someone below your league, like me… like me… Zelebrity
Taylor girl, I need an inhaler girl,
Every time I see ya, I get asthma like I’m terminal
Me, you, Selena and Justin should go for a meal
I’ll take the three of you to Nandos on a coupon deal
f** a premiere, we could have a premiere
Anywhere, red carpet walking and I’m staring at your derrière
Mum said it’s love but I said *SHUT UP*
Taylor I wrote this song to tell you that I’m down to…
I got a loyalty card at CVS
Whenever we need a condom
Zelebrity boyfriend
So your heart don’t get broke again
Taylor famous guys are full of sh**
You need somebody not as fit a
Zelebrity boyfriend
So your heart don’t get broke again
Taylor famous guys are hard to please
You need someone below your league, like me… like me… Zelebrity
Hey, hey, hey
Just think while you’ve been dating these A-list, A-hole poser celebs
You could’ve been getting down
With this sick brit
My mum says I got style like styles
Gyllenhaal had it all, but oh
John Mayer been a player, but I got a better tailor
Than Taylor Lautner you ought to know
I got dat bo*er, bigger than a jonas
Probably left a couple boys out sorry
We’ll shake it off, act like we were 22
I knew you were trouble, but you belong with me