May your board never be dinged May your tan never peel, of this I sing May a great white never turn you into stew Let this be our Christmas wish for you May your jams stay put when you wipe out May your little surfer girl not get too stout On your woody may not the termites chew Let this be our Christmas wish for you If you wake up from your sleep on Christmas morning And find your stocking full of sand Just pop this platter on your turntable For the warmth of our sincerity in your hand May your bullfrog always be in reach May you not lose your car keys on the beach
May your record contract be renewed Let this be our Christmas wish for you May your skeg not take out your teeth May you not eat the berries on your wreath When you curl may your jams not fill with sand And may peace reign on earth to all of man And remember the Malibooz do rule May you have yourself a real cool yule Merry Christmas everybody Merry Christmas everybody Merry Christmas everybody Merry Christmas everybody Merry Christmas everybody Merry Christmas everybody Merry Christmas everybody