it was christmas of 1984
a cold cold storm near by
michelle was cooking marshmellows
while barbra was getting a tatto
i was sittin' while i was changin'' inta my zebra pattern tu-tu
im really cold by christmas 1984,
cold cold cold cold cold,
i put in ma headphones and listened to music while babra went blaa-blaa and i was humming do-da-dee-dee i said do-da-dee-dee.