Reno, Dakota There's not an iota Of kindness in you You know you enthrall me And yet you don't call me It's making me blue Pantone 292 Reno, Dakota I'm reaching my quota Of tears for the year Alas and alack You just don't call me back You have just disappeared It makes me drink beer
I know you're a recluse You know that's no excuse Reno, that's just a ruse Do not play fast and loose With my heart Reno, Dakota I'm no Nino Rota I don't know the score Have I annoyed you Or is there a boy who Well, he's just a who*e I've had him before It makes me drink more