Get back, im wiggin out my stem cells
and im way too fat for an umbiblical belt
i got blood in my feces, i thought i found jesus
it turned out to be a fetus that was ripe with diseases
i didnt want to see it go to waste
it was all smothered in bu*ter and i wanted a taste
when life throws eggs i like to make an embryonic omlette
with extra cheese i think im gonna vomit
dop a ba**line between malarky and mumbo jumbo
yo dan the man, pluck the tusks outta dumbo
copulate with Lois Lane in the daily planet broom closet
misconduct said my bosses
now i rock the couch like a vegetable
damn doc huxtable is on vacation in mexico
i need my ointment and check-up with a stethoscope
MR.CACCIATORE ALWAYS GOT THAT DOPE
spinal chord sliced by a silvery slug
and im all tweaked out on prescription d**
doomsday comin through with the remedy
ILL music heals ask MC KINNEY
if you dont watch out life'll k** ya
these desolate feelings are all too familiar
a little old lady got mutilated late last night
i got the scoop from Lou on WJM news
i cant eat sugar or i lose my cool
go back to the future with tha teen wolf wool
at high noon time when the shadows stand still
i chew the food line with the fangs in my grill
expensive vitamins and wheat-germ on my window sill
how many morons will it take to sign a bill
or flush it down the hopper
yo Dan the Man k** tha keys like a fulla moona monster