He's harder than nails, tougher than bricks,
(Weighs nine stones with muscles in his s***),
Karate king, kung-fu master,
(Shaves with a plane, he's a f***ing hard ba*tard),
He's filled more holes than a JCB,
(So don't you f*** with...)
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity.
He won't pat dogs, he eats dead cats,
(He'll rip your bollocks off and stuff them up your c*nt),
He's had a blow job off an alligator,
(He likes to wa*k with an old cheese grater),
He's got all the crack begging on their knees,
They say: (I'll bend down, you fill....)
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity.
When he's necked his pint, he'll eat the gla**,
(He can smoke a million smelly French f*gs),
He can splash Brute all over his bollocks,
(f*** off you c*nt, nothing rhymes with that)
Oh er right you are!
He can drink beer with a high specific gravity,
(Thank f*** for that, coz it rhymes with...)
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity.