c*nta!
Give us ten pints in dirty gla**es,
(Give us some change for the f*g machine),
Get a move on and shift your a**es,
(Get us all served or you lose your spleen),
Hurry up, twat, and pull us beers,
(Get us a drink 'fore we dehydrate),
Look, you blind ba*tard, we're over here,
(Think she's f***ed off to masturbate),
Oh right you are!
Gimme, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie alcohol,
Gimme, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie alcohol,
Don't want a pie or a cornish pasty,
Give us a pint or I'll turn nasty,
Gimme, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie alcohol.
Pull us a pint, love its gone 10-30,
(Give us a drink 'fore we die of thirst),
Tart in leather looks dead dirty,
(c*nt off, ba*tard, I was first)
Been queuing up since half past seven,
(We was underage when we come in here)
Get tapped up with bird in leather?
(She f***ed me off, so she must be queer),
Oh right you are!.
Gimme, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie alcohol,
Gimme, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie alcohol,
Just want a bitter down me neck,
Serve us next, or I'll get vexed,
Gimme, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie alcohol.
Well I don't give a turd, just give us a bevvy,
(Boddies run out and the Marston's off),
Don't want a c***tail with a cherry,
(Give us the slops from the bitter trough).
Gimme, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie alcohol,
Gimme, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie alcohol,
We want f*gs by the packet, ale by the flaggon,
We're going to go home to do some shagging.
Gimme, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie gimmie,
Gimme, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie gimmie,
Gimme, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie alcohol.
F*** off!