All the lads are drinking and puking on the dance hall floor, (on the floor)
Knobby's in the Ladies with his willy up a big fat who*e,(a big who*e)
Somebody's going to get their head kicked in tonight
He's going to rip off her bags (tear off her clothes),
Pull down her tammy (and her pantyhose),
But he got dead pissed, puked on her dress,
The whole dance floor was a f***ing mess.
He's going to rip off her bags (tear off her clothes),
Pull down her tammy (and her pantyhose),
But he got dead pissed, puked on her dress,
The whole dance floor was a f***ing mess.
Knobby's waking up and a think there's going to be a fight, (a big fight)
When he finds out he's been shagging a transvestite,(transvestive)
Somebody's going to get their head, (oi oi oi)
Somebody's going to get their head, (oi oi oi)
Somebody's going to get their head kicked in tonight.