I've had my tea but I've not had my fill,
I want a burger and another mixed grill,
I want pies, and pasties and cheese,
Black puddings covered in grease,
A scabby horse and a gingerbread man,
A dead cat and strawberry flan,
I like McDonalds and I love Pizza Land,
Double tuna, and mushrooms and ham,
I go home and my moneys all gone,
I plug it in and I switch it on.
Brevil brevil, and a big chicken breast,
Brevil brevil, and mustard and cress,
Brevil brevil, will you fill my hole?
With hot dogs and sausage rolls.
I've had my tea but I've not had my fill,
I want a burger and another mixed grill,
I want pies, and pasties and cheese,
Black puddings covered in grease,
A scabby horse and a gingerbread man,
A dead cat and strawberry flan,
I like McDonalds and I love Pizza Land,
Double tuna, and mushrooms and ham,
I go home and my moneys all gone,
I plug it in and I switch it on.
Brevil brevil, and a big chicken breast,
Brevil brevil, and mustard and cress,
Brevil brevil, will you fill my hole?
With hot dogs and sausage rolls.