Knutsford girls are fat and spotty,
Buxton girls have got big bottys,
Nantwich girlies' tits are saggy,
Prestbury girls have got rich daddies.
Paula or Lynn, they've all got a quim,
Maggie or Madge, They've all got lips and tits and clits and slits and pinkish bits and a pouting vadge.
Give me any old bag,
I'll f***ing f*** it,
Give me any old bag,
Even if they're fat,
Give me any old bag,
With a c*nt like a bucket,
They've all got lips and tits and clits and slits and pinkish bits and pouting twats.
Wilmslow girls all like Chris Rea,
Sandbach girls have gonhorrea,
Poynton girls go out with Martins,
Gawsworth girls just can't stop farting.
Tights or stockings, they all want a c*** in,
Barbara or Babs They've all got lips and tits and clits and slits and pinkish bits and pouting flaps.
Give me any old bag,
I'll f***ing f*** it,
Give me any old bag,
Even if they're fat,
Give me any old bag,
With a c*nt like a bucket,
They've all got lips and tits and clits and slits and pinkish bits and pouting twats.
Give me any old bag,
Give me any old bag,
Give me any old bag,
They've all got lips and tits and clits,
They've all got lips and tits and clits,
They've all got lips and tits and clits,
They've all got lips and tits and clits, and slits and pinkish bits and pouting twats.