I knew you'd keep crying
Till I put pen to paper
So I drew up a plan
I created a caper
Go into the wild
We'll create a myth
We'll disappear
The war has seen the best of me
But you get the rest of me
So sooth me please
X-rayed my heart
Just to show you I had one
Said nice for a felt pad
Could you make mine a plaid one
Cause a glad one's hard to find
When your heart's like a track star
Posing as a guide
The war has seen the best of me
But you get the rest of me
So sooth me please
The war has seen the best of me
But you get the rest of me
So sooth me please
Why oh why is a glad one hard to find
Why oh why is a glad one hard to find
Why oh why is a glad one hard to find
Why oh why is a glad one hard to find
Why oh why is a glad one hard to find
Why oh why is a glad one hard to find