[Intro]
Hey
Hey. What's wrong?
Come quick, some losers wanna fight us
Oh, not again. I'll go get my gun
OK
[Hook]
You must be loco to mess with us
Don't you know we're dangerous?
We'll k** you. We'll k** you
[Verse 1: The Lonely Island]
It's on now, the fight's beginning
One punch in and we're already winning
Guy Number One, the ape-sh** k**er
After you're dead I drink an ice cold Miller
Out on parole and I'm looking to score
I'm Guy Number Two, I'll take your who*e
AK's, Uzis, nines and Glocks
One pierced ear and ankle socks
If you see us on the street
You can bet we're high
We wear sungla**es
For bloodshot eyes
Each jerk we k**, our hearts grows colder
I could shoot all day, doesn't hurt my shoulder
I drive all the time, it's no big deal
Open the door, and get behind the wheel
I only hang with felons, k**ers and thugs
You're still a c*nt Steve, go f** your snake
[Hook]
You must be loco to mess with us
Don't you know we're dangerous?
We'll k** you. We'll k** you
[Bridge]
Our thirst for blood is never enough
Is there a heaven for gangsters like us?
[Verse 2]
Hey Guy Number One?
Yeah, Guy Number Two?
I'm just doing me
I'm doing you too
I only date girls who have been around
I know what they like, I'll go down town
We play dominoes, but call them bones
And wear cool hats, like Al Capone
Who cares about the pigs, we can pay the bail
You're just a loser, you'd get raped in jail
We're just two guys
Who have a d**h wish
Screw trial by twelve, we'll be carried by six
Like
Boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
[Hook]
You must be loco to mess with us
Don't you know we're dangerous?
We'll k** you. We'll k** you
[Outro]
Ain't no such thing as half-way crooks
You're scared of d**h, you're scared to look, you're shook