[Andy Samberg]
I don't know why, but today seems like it's gonna be a great day
There's something in the air that makes me feel like thing are gonna go my way
The birds are chirping "tweet-aly deet", the sun is shining bright
There's a skip in my step, a pep in my pep, and I don't know why
Hey there, mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife or the kids?
[Mailman]
No
[Andy Samberg]
Fantastic news! [laughing]
Wonderful day makes me feel so happy that my face is numb
My heart is racing along, "ba-ra-pa-papapa-pahm"
So many people and places to meet, now that I lost my job
They say, " Young man, the world's your oyster–"
Hey! Hey! Get the f**k off me! No! ***! No! [snorting]
I don't know why, but today seems like it's gonna be a great day
La la la blah blah blah blah I should spend more time with my kids
It's carpe diem, gotta seize the day, gonna move to Spain and run with the bulls
And my wife and boss and kids and parents will say, "We were wrong about you Dennis."
[Kid]
Hey, Dennis!
[Andy Samberg]
That's my name
[Kid]
Are you really gonna run with the bulls?
[Andy Samberg]
Why would I do that?
[Kid]
Because you said you were gonna
[Andy Samberg]
Come on man, that was like three days ago
Or was it?
Something today makes me feel fine and fancy-free
Much of the ocean is still unexplored, how did I get up in this tree?
Now I'm over here, now I'm over there, now I'm under this dude, now I'm back in this tree
Now I'm hanging out backstage with my very best friends, Alec Baldwin and Tom Petty
Get the f**k out of here
What?
Now
Tom?
Why would they diss me? I thought they were my homies!
Any problem is solvable; we can feed the hungry and cure disease
But all of that would be a huge waste of time, because we live in the Matrix
[Wife]
What is wrong with him?
[Husband]
He's on d**
[Wife]
Oh