[ANDY]
Oh, its been a long time coming
Two of the worlds greatest
Americas Sweetheart, Reba McEntyre
([Kenan:] Yeah, yeah, how you doin, Andy?)
We bout to take it to the top
Hit em, Reba
[KENAN]
Haters in my face
Try to keep me down
But you know we keep on shining ([Andy:] Here we go!)
Two big stars from opposite worlds
Bout to set this track on fire ([Andy:] Yeah, shes the queen of country)
Hes a comedy prince
Makin something out of nothing ([Andy:] We hooked up in the studio to make this song!)
But as usual we ended up f**ing ([Andy:] No doubt!)
[ANDY]
Flashback to when I first met Reba
Sitcom dressing room, puffing on cheeba
I said I was a fan, she said groovy
Dropped her denim skirt and said, hop to it
Made love all night ([Kenan:] More like we f**ed!)
Kids banging on the door, trynna interrupt
But them autographs can wait
Cause this is way too strong
I cant leave it alone
Because her p**ys the bomb
[KENAN]
Well my p**y is the bomb and thats a fact
But these n-words keep on tripping ([Andy:] Okay!)
So I stay on my grind and drop these hits
Cause I cant go back to stripping (Im Reba!)
([Andy:] Youre my undercover freak)
And youre my best friend, but our families dont approve
([Andy:] Thats right cause Im a city boy)
And Im a country girl
And Ill never leave your sweet balls blue
[ANDY]
Ay, because a girl like Rebas got just what I need
With big, broad shoulders and a red a** weave ([Kenan:] And a penis)
Hot damn, she fly
All she wanna do is f** me
Im a lucky guy ([Kenan:] Im a guy too)
My friends think I should dump her
They say shes a man who found a wig in a dumpster ([Kenan:] Your friends are smart)
Naw, Rebs, theyre just jealous cause Im dating a star instead of hanging with the fellas ([Kenan:] Hanging like my nuts)
Word up, theyre just liars
They cant believe that I could pull Reba McEntyre
[KENAN]
Since I came out my mamas bu*t
I knew I was destined for greatness
I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig
And thought, hey brother, Im gon take this ([Andy:] Tell em, Reba!)
So I put it right on and took a stroll
Right over to 30 Rock ([Andy:] SNL!)
I saw Andy Samberg and he thought I was Reba
And I made him s** my dirty co*k
[ANDY]
So there you have it
Two worlds collide
We the new Bonnie and Clyde ([Kenan:] Reba!)
From haystacks to Maybachs, our love will survive
For Reba I ride, til the day that we die ([Kenan:] Im Reba!)