Dude you're pretty swoll have you been working out?
Uh yeah, why are you looking?
Oh no, not like that man, I mean, no h*mo.
Ohhh no h*mo. Cool
When you want to compliment a friend (no h*mo)
But you don't want that friendship to end (no h*mo)
So tell a dude just how you feel (no h*mo)
Say 'no h*mo' so he knows the deal (no h*mo)
Hey yo man you got a fresh style (no h*mo)
And you know you got the best smile (no h*mo)
Your girlfriend is a lucky lady (no h*mo)
But your looks would make a handsome baby (no h*mo)
I like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt (no h*mo)
It's hard to pull off but you make it work (no h*mo)
Hey yo I kinda like your natural scent (no h*mo)
Hey yo I kinda like the musical Rent (no h*mo)
Man I cant decide who wore it best (no h*mo)
But I'm feeling Diane Keaton's vest (no h*mo)
I admit it I'm a fashionista (no h*mo)
and I know every line of Mystic Pizza (no h*mo)
and yo damn this rose is something special (no h*mo)
damn we should goof around and wrestle (no h*mo)
lets hit the hot tub and take a dump (no h*mo)
we're all friends ain't no room for trunks (no h*mo)
Yeah man I'm really feeling buzzed right now (no h*mo)
Are you really feeling buzzed right now? (no h*mo)
Yo we should watch this gay p**no tape (no h*mo)
but as a joke because we're all straight (no h*mo)
man you could wash laundry on those abs (no h*mo)
Yo I think girls look good in drag (no h*mo)
Hey yo I've been thinking about posing nude (no h*mo)
Hey yo I've been thinking about f**in a dude (no h*mo)
Or we could 3-way 69 (no h*mo)
Or human centipede in a line (no h*mo)
Or some docking could be hella fun (no h*mo)
Or yeah man I could do this one (no h*mo)
Hey yo no h*mo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy
and bu*t f** a dude while he 69s Morrissey
Yeah no h*mo but I wish I lived in Ancient Greece
to gave young socrates the illful release
Hey no h*mo but today I'm coming out the closet
and I scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet
those two words have set me free (no h*mo)
damn it feels good to be (no h*mo)