Kings of the p**y, pounding our rooskies,
Banging chicks right there in the sand,
Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and
Slammin' shots and marry a man!
Who wanna do a shot? (we do),
I'm gonna get f**ed up (me too),
We came for a week, we are kings of the beach,
Spend water on the girls (King Jersey crew),
Cancun, party down, ?, another round,
?, crack a brew, marry a man!
Pranks when you're pa**ed out, jokes about roofies,
Making girls kiss, marry a man!
Giant sombreros, show us your titties,
Creatine shakes, marry a man!
(SPRING BREAK Y'ALL! )
Oh sh**! I'm too f**ed up! Puking round, that's what's up!
Booze cruise, raise your gla**, snort that coke off her a**!
Two chicks at the dance hall, take it to the dance stalls,
Trade these beads for their braaa!
? in my?, got girls jumpin' on the trampoline,
Two men bound by the laaaw!
Trashing hotelrooms, clogging up toilets,
Beer googles if she's ahead,
Planning the menu, picking out flowers,
nailing s*uts and writing our vows!
Down here it's our time! Springbreakers, let's get f**ed up!
Then find and get ménage à plot,
Picking our invite font as a twosome,
Something tasteful but not too planned,
Seating arrangements, charming the in laws,
Ripping beer pongs, s** with a man!
Will be so happy, true love forever,
Two kings walking hand in hand,
Promise to cherish, trust and respect him,
Crushing p**y, marry a man!
(Spring... break! )