Lonely Island!
We got the whole family here.
Time to meet the crew, Y'all!
My name is Jorm
You can call me J-orgus
Ride around town bumpin' Fugees in a torts
Yo, I'm Artemis Prime
Also known as Young Sandwich
The Lonely Island got amigos like my man John Landis
'Kiva in the house
But you can call me Young Dad
Rockin' pink Adidas, never wear plaid
I'm little Tony
I'm always playin' pranks
Make you run out the room 'cause my booty stanks
I am the fat one
They call me Fat Bob.
I get all the ladies even though I'm a slob
I'm Piccolo Pete
And a part of the crew.
You'll know that it's me from the sound of my flute
Hell, I'm Sick Eric
I'm always sick.
You can catch me on the corner taking antibiotics
They call me Smooth Guy
'Cause I be drinkin' mad smoothies.
You think I got my name from my voice? That just ain't true, G
They call me Creepy Zeek
You know I do my own thing
My rhymes ain't good but I'm fun in small doses
They call me Boring Steven
I don't know why
My rhymes are dope and my whip is fly (it's f**in bullsh**)
I'm a rich guy
I'm doing this as a lark
My sense of humor is extremely dark
I'm new to the crew
And no one trusts me at all
If they'd get to know me they'd see I'm a ball
People call me Tiny
My name is ironic
I'm 12 feet tall. My life is hard.
I'm a little lost
Is this the right studio?
I work for Rod Stewart, you know what? I'm gonna go.
I wear stripes that match the wallpaper
I'm hiding now but I'll surprise you later
Well, my name is Greg
And I'm on the phone
It was my mom's birthday so I had to fly home
We're the Buddhah Twins, all we smoking Buddhah less
Never puff less, Buddhah blessed is the best
Hey, I'm Rod Stewart
I'm lookin for my tech
He's always wandering off, what a pain in the neck!
So there it is
One third of the crew...
The rest couldn't be here or phone in...
But best believe they are missed.
Lonely Island, we out.