All The Locust Albums
01 You'll Be Safe Forever (2013)
02 New Erections (2007)
- AOTKPTA
- Book of Bot
- Full Frontal Obscurity
- God Wants Us All to Work in Factories
- Hot Tubs Full of Brand New Fuel
- One Manometer Away From Mutually Assured Relocation
- Scavenger, Invader
- Slum Service (Served on the Sly)
- The Unwilling... Led by the Unqualified... Doing the Unnecessary... For the Ungrateful
- Tower of Mammal
- We Have Reached an Official Verdict: Nobody Gives a sh**
03 Safety Second, Body Last (2005)
04 Follow the Flock, Step in sh** (2003)
05 Plague Soundscapes (2003)
- Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
- Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
- Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
- Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
- File Under 'soft Core Seizures'
- Half-eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The
- How To Become A Virgin
- Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
- Late For A Double Date With A Oile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
- Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here
- Live From The Russian Compound
- Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
- Plague Soundscapes (2003) *
- Practiced Hatred
- Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed
- Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
- Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
- Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears *
- Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
- Solar Panel Asses
- Teenage Mustache
- The Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office
- Twenty-three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
- Wet Dream War Machine
- Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
- Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
06 The Locust / Melt‐Banana (2002)
07 Flight Of The Wounded Locust (2001)
- Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
- Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine
- Flight Of The Wounded Locust
- Flight Of The Wounded Locust (2001) *
- Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed
- Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
- Sever The Toes
- Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
- Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition
- This Is Radio Surgery
- Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-abs
- Wet-nurse Syndrome Hand-me-down Display Case
08 The Locust (2000)
- An Extra Piece Of Dead Meat
- Backbones Of Jack Asses
- Brand New Set Of Teeth
- Cattle Mutilation
- Dog Without A Collar (run Over Red Rover)
- Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
- Hairspray Suppository
- Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (an Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony Yea Whatever)
- High-maintenance Libido, Bring The Whole Family
- How To Build A Pessimistic Lie Detector
- k** Roger Hedgecock
- Moth-eaten Deer Head
- Nice Tranquil Thumb In Mouth
- Normal Run Of The Muck (compensation For Conversation)
- Perils Of Believing In Round Squares
- Skin Graft At Seventy-five Miles An Hour
- Straight From The Horses Mouth
- Stucco Obelisiks Labelled As Trees
- Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
- The Perils Of Believing In Round Squares
- Twenty-three Full-time Cowboys
- Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle