(Chorus) Johnny come lately All through the county They come from the city Out here to Green Hill Drivin' like ba*tards Stompin' the throttle The buzzard's of Green Hill Grow fat on road k** Awwww Little Fuzzy Wuzzy was a baby bear Little Fuzzy Wuzzy didn't have no hair Little Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he But he didn't give a good hot damn Little Ruby had a purry kitty cat Brother ran him off with a Tee-Ball bat Out on Green Hill the little kitty cat sat 'Till it met a '96 Dodge Ram
(Chorus) Old John Donovan was drinkin' late Took his car keys and he taunted fate Swervin' 'cross the interstate Crashed a mother and her son cold dead Took John Donovan and hucked him in jail He dipped in his wallet and posted bail Headed back home before the sunrise shine And slept in his very own bed This little piggy won't cast a stone That little piggy won't pick a bone But these little piggies don't stand alone When justice needs to be fed (Chorus)