That’s it for A Late Show, everybody
I had a good time
I hope you did too
James Corden Is next
Goodnight
Say baby, say baby, say baby
What you doin’? (What you doin’?)
Where you at? (Where you at?)
You’re going to bed? (It’s so late)
Don’t say that (Shut yo’ trap)
You watched the news (Local)
Then Colbert (Stephen)
What’d ya think? (What’d you think?)
Well, I don’t care (Woohoo)
His desk clean (Real clean)
My band’s lit (So lit)
New suit (Spanx under my fit)
I know you’re sleeping and dreaming
On the east coast, on the west coast
We’ll be waiting for ratings
You don’t have to stay up
But our numbers will drop if you touch the remote
So if you’re gonna head up to bed
Could ya leave the TV on?
(Could ya leave the TV on?)
Could ya leave the TV on, girl?
(Could you leave the tv on, ‘til dawn?)
If you wanna show us love
But you’re trying to get some shuteye tonight, baby
You can leave the show on mute
Girl
La, la, la, la-la-la-la
We’re boosting ratings
La, la, la, la-la-la-la
We gotta beat Seth Meyers
La, la, la, la-la-la-la
Girl, we’re tryna feed our kids
Could you leave the TV on, baby?
(Could ya leave the TV on?)
Could you leave, could you leave the TV on, girl?
(Could you leave the TV on, ‘til dawn?)
And I’m hopin’, hopin’
That you feel the way I feel
And you want my voice to soothe you to sleep, baby
Or just find us on YouTube
I guess it’s time to roll those titles