Well it's one for the Tetley Two For Typhoo Three for the PG C'mon mek us a brew Right Gerroff the sofa Gerrin The kitchen And get the kettle on C'mon Brew brew Brew brew Brew brew Brew brew In every town and city You see 'em far and wide They got these poncey coffee shops Where's our national pride? I dont want a moccachino Espresso's not for me I don't want one of your fancy coffee drinks I want a cup of tea! When you've come in after shopping Or it's gone half past ten It's good to know in times of woe That kettle's on again It's full of antioxidents It's good for me and you It could be fair trade Just get it made C'mon chop chop Mek us a brew Come on, put the kettle on I said Oy you mek us a brew I said Come on, put the kettle on
I said Oy you, mek us a brew I said {repeat} co*kers and co*kettes Can I get a brew? (Yeah) Good Folk Let's make a stand and say No to cappucino (Nooo) Raise a real mug in yer hand and say Down wi' creamy lattes (Down with creamy lattes) Ladies and gentlemen Are you wi' me? (yeah) Who really wants an ice peppermint mocha twist? (not me) Good I say out with sophisticated, overpriced, not as nice, full fat cardboard cup coffees Canna ger a yeah (yeah) Can I have a brew? (yeah) Canna ger a brew? (yeah) Well let's all 'ave a brew (yeah) Come on, put the kettle on I said Oy you, mek us a brew I said {repeat} Seriously though Do put the kettle on Am spitting feathers here Am lathered