[Verse 1: Ke$ha]
I wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek
(Where's that donkey?)
Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck
Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequila and glitter
It seems I'm spending every morning with my head in the sh**ter
[Verse 2: Ke$ha]
Got vomit up in my hair
But I'm way too sick to care
Now I'm falling down the stairs
I pull myself of the floor
Then I'm almost through the door
But my family is waiting for
Me
[Hook]
Oh crap, not again
It's an intervention
It's cool, I'm fine
I can stop at any time
That's a lie, you won't try
Now you've made your mother cry, (look)
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh
I'm out of here, this is queer
I'll just drink a couple beers
Don't leave, we love you
Even hired Dr. Drew
This pattern has to end
I think I have to puke again
Oh oh oh oooha, oooha, oooha
[Verse 3: Ke$ha]
So I decide to stay
But my head is still reelin'
Then they all go down the line
Talkin' 'bout their feelin's
[Verse 4: Brother]
It makes me sad when I see you
Brush your teeth with Jack
Also you borrow my gold bike
And never gave it back
[Verse 5: Father]
Stop showing off your bu*t
You're making young girls act like s*uts
And you're starting to get a beer gut, beer gut
[Verse 6: Dr. Drew]
This behaviour's a dead end
And P. Diddy is not your friend
You'll end up like Lindsay Lohan
La la la la Lohan
[Chorus: Ke$ha, Mother]
This is whack, I feel trapped
We want the old Ke$ha back
Screw you, Dr. Drew and your stupid camera crew
Hey you don't have to shout
We're just trying to help you out
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh
Okay it's time you know
This is just a video
I don't drink or pee in sinks
It's what I want my fans to think
It's all an act, and in fact
It's even in my contract
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh
[We didn't know]
[Oh god]