Well, a rich gal will drink good pineapple juice
And a poor gal, she'll do quite the same
Yeah, but my gal, she's drinkin' old shoe polish
You know, she'll get drunk just the same
I will be there in the mornin' if I live
I will be there in the mornin' if I don't get k**ed
Yes, and if I never no more see you again
I said, be sure to remember me
Well, a rich gal loves to party - she loves to carry on
And a poor gal, she'll do quite the same
But my gal, she's satisfied just to be with me
You know, she'd love me just the same
I will be there in the mornin' if I live
I will be there in the mornin' if I don't get k**ed
Yes, and if I never no more see you again
I said, be sure to remember me
Talk to me baby
Ooh, a rich gal will hit you - she'll bop you with a stick
And a poor gal, she'll do quite the same
Yeah, but my gal, she'll get a rusty razor and run you all over town
You know, she'll catch up with you just the same
I will be there in the mornin' if I live
I will be there in the mornin' if I don't get k**ed
Yes sir, if I never no more see you again
I said, be sure to remember me
I will be there in the mornin' if I live
I will be there in the mornin' if I don't get k**ed
Yes, and if I never no more see you again
I said, be sure to remember me
Oh, just remember me