I'm not a genius, I'm more like a genus Granting girls wishes from my stonecold bikini, yeah Serving up ideas like delicious kisses I'll play with your mind but I won't do your dishes, boy Say it again [Chorus] V.G.I My philosophy V.G.I Is i'm a masterpiece V.G.I I wear a scrunchie V.G.I I'll say it again I say, I say, an intellectual genie I'll make your bullsh** disappear like a hou-f**ing-dini Turntables around with my smile bright and gleaming You think I'll take your order boy You must be f**ing dreaming [Chorus] V.G.I My philosophy V.G.I Is I'm a masterpiece V.G.I I wear a scrunchie V.G.I I'll say it again Cuz I'm extra special and I'm burning bright
I'm a ufo blazing through your starry night You try to shoot me down because You just don't understand That a woman like me can't be bound to one plan [Chorus] V.G.I I wear a scrunchie V.G.I And I'm a masterpiece V.G.I I'm a philosopher V.G.I I'll say it again V.G.I I wear a scrunchie V.G.I And I'm a masterpiece V.G.I And I'm a philosopher! V.G.I Say it again I don't wanna say I want to And I don't wanna say I don't Sometimes the secret is Sometimes the secret is, yes! Yes! yes! yes! Yes yes! V.G.I I'm a philosopher V.G.I And I'm a masterpiece V.G.I I wear a scrunchie V.G.I I'll say it again