Why can't I be everything that I try to be?
Why can't I be above the standard man?
What is this thing that's living inside of me?
Am I ever going to understand?
I like to live with deliciousness
But I can live in a world of harm
I can tell what the end of this business is
Come on, honey, better take my arm
Temptation's all around
Sign me up, I'll get on board
It's just like bonnie used to say
Rules are there to be ignored
And if ever this world gets you down
Just call me, and I won't be around
As rare and precious as a beer in Arabia
You're as pretty as the cat's me-ow
You're as deep as a Bosnian winter
You're the reason that I'm leaving now
There's temptation in the air
And in the air's where I should be
It's just like Louis Brunwell said
"It's a tyranny"
And if ever this world gets you down
Just call me, and I won't be around
What kind of, what kind of
What kind of guy would you think I am (x4)