He's a bicycle kid, He's got his Mister T. slippers
He's a bicycle kid, he's eleven years old
Dog-faced spawn of a working cla** Tory
Bicycle kid never does what he's told
He's a bicycle kid and he wants to get a crossbow
Bicycle kid had a rabbit that died:
Evil little f**er put his pet through the window
The he ran to his mother and he cried, cried, cried
Chorus:
So cry like an onion bicycle kid
'Coz I'm gonna get your for the things that you did
Cry like an onion bicycle kid
You're just another s**er at heart
Bicyle kid - extortion in the playground
What does he do with all the money he made?
Bicyle kid in Kentucky Fried Chicken
And the WHAM-BAM-RAMBO machine arcade
He's a bicycle kid, and his mother's on Valium
He's a bicycle kid, and his dad's on the lump
He's a bicycle kid, and his tea's in the micro
He's a bicycle kid and he's on the dump
Chorus
Bicycle kid sh**ting in a greenhouse
Bicycle kid down at the aquadrome
Bicycle kid in trouble with a policeman
Bicycle kid "he's a good boy at home"
Bicycle kid grow up and get an Escort
( Ford Escort, that is. Eighties wide-boy motor )
Bicycle kid grow up and get worse
Bicycle kid forget to use a condom
Bicycle kid! It's evolution in reverse!
Chorus
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You're an evil mother f**er
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Fade