[Verse 1: The Horse and The Hammock]
Okay, so here we go again, another pool of cancer picks
So now we Leauge of Legends, spell amp, cast range, a different kind of rage
I'd say its balanced thats a joke as Pudge initiates
From across the map, with this ludicrous hook range, fountain to fountain
Guess you could say he's makin space
Im sure its okay that we gave him a free Aghanim's
What could go wrong? Im sure that it is adequite
I got this Sniper he says hes rushing Dragon Lance
But this invoker in his lane causing turbulence
Double wex, single quas, he's at it again
Cold snap urn charge, this motherf**ers dead
[Hook: The Horse and The Hammock]
This Pudge has got me going so crazy right now
Invoker's got me going so crazy right now
Riki has got me going so crazy right now
These items got me going so crazy right now
Ice Frog, you crazy right now
I swear you be smoking weed, you crazy right now
Quit smoking weed, we playing League you crazy right now
[Verse 2: The Horse and The Hammock]
Alright, leave Gyro alone, hes only been top pick 3 seasons in a row
As for Huskar, he sees a little play, we nerf his f**ing a** and we nerf the shallow grave
Thats right, here at Valve, everyday is vacation, picking heroes from a hat
And were never mistaken, Dragon Knight really needed triple armor
And an extra jungle camp to feed to your Slardar
Every single time i load up in the game
No doubt, im gonna have to brutally flmae
Its not my fault that im naturally savage
But i can't stress enough how stupid this patch is
[Hook: The Horse and The Hammock]
This Pudge has got me going so crazy right now
Invoker's got me going so crazy right now
Riki has got me going so crazy right now
These items got me going so crazy right now
Ice Frog, you crazy right now
I swear you be smoking weed, you crazy right now
Quit smoking weed, we playing League you crazy right now