I used to pray for another Star Wars or Indiana Jones
Now I pray to meet George Lucas so I can break his goddamn nose
I'd love to choke out Steven Spielberg and then [?] Michael Bay
Cause Bumblebee was in a f**ing Camaro and the Ninja Turtles are from space
Well, we should make another Karate Kid and then have him learn kung fu
Why wait for 30 years to make A Christmas Story 2?
At least J.J. and Disney can't make Star Wars any worse
Unless they transport Jar Jar Binks into the Star Trek universe
Why can't you watch the movie [?]
Why do we always have to wreck the things we love?
To jump the shark till we learn to nuke the fridge
We're done with wrecking TV shows, so let's burn the movie bridge
Dear Ridley Scott, could you please not made the Aliens are Jesus, Prometheus
It didn't make any sense
At least you didn't the dreaded reboot king [?] Miami Vice and Total Recall
f** you, Colin Farrell! You're the devil!
f** you, Colin Farrell! You're the devil!
f** you, Michael Bay! You're the devil!
f** you, George Lucas! You're the devil!
f** you, Colin Farrell! You're the devil!
f** you, Colin Farrell! You're the devil!
f** you, Michael Bay! You're the devil!
You ran it right into the ground
You ran it, you ran it, you ran it right into ground
The sequels, the prequels, the reboots worse each time around
You ran it, you ran it right into the ground
You ran it, you ran it, you ran it right into the ground
You ran it
You ran it
You ran it, you ran it right into the ground
You ran it, you ran it, you ran it right into the ground