Tip your f**ing Stetson to this
Yeah we just dropped a dose of that southern sh**
To f** you c*nts in your fake f**ing cobra pits
You live in Tring, drive a 1.2
And I've never seen a jackal on the 1-4-f**ing-2
All you phony f**ing cowboy scum
You phony f**ing dicks
You live in Milton Keynes
With your mum and your dad and your gran
(Your stupid f**ing gran)
But judging by your f**ing band
There's a snake in your boots
Moonshine in your hand
No, I've never seen a jackal on the 1-4-2
And I've only seen a vulture in the f**ing zoo
c*nt
Pick it back up
You really need to get over it
It was dead ten years ago
You should get a f**ing clue
These southern rock revival pricks
You missed your f**ing boat
You live in Golders Green
With your mum and your dad and your gran
(Your dirty f**ing gran)
But judging by your f**ing band
There's a snake in your boots
Moonshine in your hand
All you phony f**ing cowboy scum
You phony f**ing dicks
I've never seen a buzzard in the f**ing moon
And nor have you