[Kenny Rogered]
It seems like it was not so long ago
I use to sing the songs all on my own
But now I just wouldn't dare
The Coward of the County's real scared
'Cos whoa whoa-whoa whoa
I can't have hits on my own anymore
[Dolly Hardon]
Yes, I agreed to sing this song as well
[Kenny Rogered]
It's the only way I'd make the damned thing sell
[Julio Insidias]
And I have muscled in on the act
Though I've barely had a solo hit in fact
[All]
'Cos whoa whoa-whoa whoa
Now we can't have hits on our own anymore
[Kenny Rogered]
Three names are better than one, obviously
[Bob Vylan]
I just wish someone would do a duet with me
[The HeeBeeGeeBees]
They are all written and produced by u-u-us
[Frank Sumatra]
And, to be frank, they make me feel nauseas
[All]
Whoa whoa-whoa whoa
Now we can't have hits on our own anymore
[The HeeBeeGeeBees]
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
[Paul McCarthrob]
"Hello, Kenny. Look, I've been working on this really wee song for the last couple of... minutes, and I was thought maybe we could get together and do a duet, like, 'cos, you know..."
I was going to do one with Ringo
[John Denture]
And I have done one with Placido Domingo
[The HeeBeeGeeBees]
(Mi-in-goo)
[Jack Michaelson]
And I've already done one with the Stones
[The HeeBeeGeeBees]
(Ah)
[Bob Vylan]
So why the hell does everyone still keep leaving me alone?
[The HeeBeeGeeBees]
(Hah!)
[All]
Whoa whoa-whoa whoa
Now we can't have hits on our own anymore
None of us have hits on our own anymore
None of us have hits on our own anymore