You tell me your love is deep as the ocean
I tell you my heart is full of devotion
I cover you with sweetest emotion
You cover me with depilatory lotion
Oooh
You are the kind of woman I love the best
I fell in love when you said you cross-dressed
In your shirt and tie, and you're hairy chest
Will you take your trousers off if I take off my dress?
"Let's kiss and make up,"
That's what you always say
You do the kissing and I make-up
Every day
"Why so much make-up?"
That's what you ask me
It's there to hide the fact that underneath
I am spotty, spotty
Spotty
"Kiss and make up,"
That's what you say to me
You do the kissing and I make-up
Facially
When we're together it all makes sense
I use the Ladies, and you use the Gents
But what I love most in my heart of hearts
Is the fact that you have male private parts
"Kiss, kiss and make up,"
I can see it in your eyes
You are my ladies man and I feel the urge
To womanise
Kiss, kiss and make up,"
That's what you always say
Kiss, kiss and make up,"
That's what you always say…