You tell me your love is deep as the ocean I tell you my heart is full of devotion I cover you with sweetest emotion You cover me with depilatory lotion Oooh You are the kind of woman I love the best I fell in love when you said you cross-dressed In your shirt and tie, and you're hairy chest Will you take your trousers off if I take off my dress? "Let's kiss and make up," That's what you always say You do the kissing and I make-up Every day "Why so much make-up?" That's what you ask me It's there to hide the fact that underneath
I am spotty, spotty Spotty "Kiss and make up," That's what you say to me You do the kissing and I make-up Facially When we're together it all makes sense I use the Ladies, and you use the Gents But what I love most in my heart of hearts Is the fact that you have male private parts "Kiss, kiss and make up," I can see it in your eyes You are my ladies man and I feel the urge To womanise Kiss, kiss and make up," That's what you always say Kiss, kiss and make up," That's what you always say…