I was born in North Carolina I was born in New York and Korea Bein' born three times over I can tell ya screwed me up for a number of years Whoooooooa Huh! I was on highways in Chevys and Levi's and whoppers like Burger King Steel plants and Memphis and blonde girls, antennaes are some of my favorite things Dancing in the dark Uganda Park Makin' out in my Chevrolet But when I begin the police step in And that's why I'm bored, bored in the USA Now I've been pretty successful sure but it don't amount to one hill of beans I sold over ten million albums so far But I still can't afford a new pair of jeans I fell for a girl in Newark, New Jersey
in the back of a car that I bought her And then we got married, and Cheryl got pregnant but not necessarily in that order Aaaaaaah Two three four five six beers please (clank) Thank yuh I've been mistreated and I've been cheated two times by my Chevrolet And the guy on the sax moves around behind my back Where the hell did he learn to play? I'm bored with being at work Bored with being a jerk Bored with having nothing to say Bored with Alaska Bored sick with Nebraska To tell you the truth, I am bored with the USA Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaah Heeeey heeeeey Being president would be fun But baby, I'm too bored to run