Be you conquered
or founded,
remember who we were and be grateful.
Here we are now,
we're infected
by the poison of the middle east.
Put the lady out of her misery.
Please k** me, please k** me, please k** me.
Oh Australia,
Remember your mother.
Sweet Canada,
You were the favorite son.
Dear America
Protect your brothers
for I fear that Britain's time is done.
Remember Wordsworth,
Remember Shakespeare
and the spies of Canterbury.
Remember mechanized innovation
and how we stood for decency.
They're erasing all of my history.
Please k** me, please k** me, please k** me.
Oh Australia,
Remember your mother.
Sweet Canada,
You were the favorite son.
Dear America
Protect your brothers
for I fear that Britain's time is done.