(Prelude)
"I've got a joke for you
Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
He figured if he was going to be impotent we was going to look im-po-tent
Keith Henning told me that joke."
(Verse 1)
Clap for these n***as with their ghetto a**
Don't you dare call me n***a I can't stand your a** (Don't do it)
Clap for these n***as wit their ghetto a**
Don't you dare call me n***a I can't stand your a**
(Hook)
(Low income people) Uncle Tom
(Housing Assistance) Uncle Tom
(Affirmative Action) Uncle Tom
(Heh, heh, blacks...)
(Verse 2)
Moving out, and leaving town (I'm outta here)
I wanna live where nobody is brown
Black b**h, hate me now
Keep it real, dark skin makes me frown (Oh it sure does)
I know where you been, off eating chicken
I don't like you negroes its f** all y'all season
This hip hop is boring me, please play some Beatles
No naps in my hair now, plus I bleach my skin (Sammy Sosa)
Clap for these n***as wit their ghetto a**
Don't you dare call me n***a I can't stand your a**
Trade in those hood clothes for khakis and polos
You might get a job though
Yeah bro, yeah bro (Not really)
I don't hang wit blacks I'm an uncle tom (No way)
I do things that you hoodrats can't afford (Heh, poor people)
Well I gotta go, tennis match at 4 (Let's go Brad)
(Hook)
Uncle Tom
Uncle Tom
Uncle Tom
Uncle Tom
(Exit)
"You're straight up whiter than the whitest white man."