I play the Ukulele
'cos it makes me feel taller
It's like a guitar
But it's heaps, heaps smaller
It's cute little sound
Just really kinda takes me away
I play my Ukulele
'cos it makes me feel better
It makes me smile
In any kinda weather
It's cute little tones
Make everything okay
(1,2,3,4 yeah!)
I'm a Ukulele and I f**in' rock!
I'm a little peice of wood
But I'll rock off your socks
I'm as hard as nails
I hang at all the coolest spots, okay
I'm a little Ukulele with balls of steel
And a rock 'n' roll heart
That I know you can feel
And this little Ukulele
Has got a few words to say
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you!
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you!
I'm a little Ukulele and I'll beat you up!
I've got the fly-weight belt
And the feather-weight cup
I'm a boxing, kung-fu, muay thai, ninja champion
Say to all you guys
Don't you know what's up?
And to all you girls
I'm gonna knock you up
I'm 'a k** the warewolf, alien, monster vampire
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you! (and you)
I'm a Ukulele
f** you! (and you)
I'm a Ukulele
f** you! (and you, and you, and you)
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you! (and you)
I'm a Ukulele
f** you! (and you)
I'm a Ukulele
f** you! (and you, and you, and you)
So for all you haters with somethin' to say
I'm a little Ukulele from around the way
I pop hollow-point caps like, every day
So let's dance mother-f**er if you wanna play
If you really wanna play
Then have a strum
The arcanics say you're a cute little melody
I've been told I'm the perfect remedy
For feeling like your on a beach in Hawaii
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
I can come across as being pretty agressive
And the chords that I play
Are simply progressive
But deep inside, I'm super-obsessive
About what people think of me
Am I impresive?
Perhaps it is the syndrome of a small man
Trying to the best a Ukulele can
Always been the smallest member of the band
Now I'm showing the world
Just how awesome I am
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
f** you!
I'm a Ukulele
...f** you!