Who can k** a general in his bed?
Overthrow dictators if they're Red?
f**ing-a man!
(f**ing-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can find a counter-agent quick?
Especially the ones, themselves, of it?
f**ing-a man!
(f**ing-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can plan a riot in Vietnam?
Who can have the troops restore the calm?
f**ing-a man!
(f**ing-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can buy a government so cheap?
Change a cabinet without a squeak?
f**ing-a man!
(f**ing-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can get a budget that's so great?
Who will be the 51st state?
f**ing-a man!
(f**ing-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who has got the secret-est Service?
The one that makes the other service nervous?
f**ing-a man!
(f**ing-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can cypher anything with zeros?
Not well known, but simply worth the heros.
f**ing-a man!
(f**ing-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can take the sugar from its sack
Pour in LSD and put it back?
f**ing-a man!
(f**ing-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can squash republics like bananas?
Simply if they do not like their social manners?
f**ing-a man!
(f**ing-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can train guerrillas by the dozens?
Send them out to k** their untrained cousins?
f**ing-a man!
(f**ing-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can mine the harbors Nicaragua?
Out hit all the hitmen of Chicag-ua.
f**ing-a man!
(f**ing-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can be so overtly covert?
Sometimes even covertly overt.
f**ing-a man!
(f**ing-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who's the agency well-known to God?
The one that copped his staff and copped his rod?
f**ing-a man! CIA Man!
f**ing-a man! CIA Man!
f**ing-a man! CIA Man!
CIA Man! CIA Man!
CIA Man! CIA Man!
CIA Man!
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