Grandma sitting in the corner with a penis in her hand
Going "No, no, no, no, no"
It only goes to show
Grandma sitting in the corner with a penis in her hand
Going "No, no, no, no, no"
It only went to show
When the ambulance arrived
There wasn't a co*k alive
Grandma in the corner with a penis in her hand
Going "No, no, no, no, no"
Grandma in the corner with a beehive in her hand
Going "No, no, no, no, no"
When the ambulance arrived today
All the penises were playing in the hay
Grandma in the corner in her hand with a penis
Going "No, no, no, no, no"
The ambulance man
Saying "No, no, no, no, no"
Grandma, oh Grandma
You old f**ing c*nt b**h Grandma
I'm gonna wring
I'm gonna wring the penis from your hands
"Oh no, no, no"
Grandma, Grandma
"No, no, no, no, no"
In the corner with your hands
You wrung your hands from the penis
You crazy witch